It was only a matter of time before we found an excuse to get our gear off, really, and here it is. The Naked Brunch is being held as part of the Fringe Festival at Bebida Cafe tomorrow (Tuesday 6th Oct)at 325 Smith st Fitzroy and Craft Cartel has been invited along to craft in the altogether, the way God probably never intended us to but bugger it, we’re doing it anyhow.
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If you decide to rock up and strip off you will be entertained by a naked poet (what a delightfully awkward idea!), the handsome and hirsuite pole-dancer Agent Cleve and, of course, crafting from us (Cunt Fling-Ups, what else?). You will also be fed, though who knows if you’ll be able to digest anything with all the wobbly bits bobbling around.
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Frankly the whole idea makes me feel a little uncomfortable and like couldn’t I just spend the morning plunging toilets instead, please? I’m not entirely sure why I agreed to this one except that uncomfortable is interesting and interesting is everything and there was a bunch of flowers involved.
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So come join us as we prepare for some intense therapy sessions. It may not be fun but it will be FUNNY.
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Check out the little article about it in today’s Age. BYO pin cushions.
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You can book online at melbournefringe.com.au or call 03 9660 9666